Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of Marijuana earlier this month: "It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now."
Where's Popeye when we need him? "I'm strong to the finish because I eat my spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailorman." (toot! toot!)

Popeye comics cover drawn by Joseph Musial
in October, 1939.
[One hopes it is needless to say, but this post is in no way to be construed as supporting the use of marijuana or any other controlled or potentially harmful substance, including spinach.]
