Camper Bearing Gifts

[Update 19 July: No surprise, Grandma Jan was the first to write in with the correct answer, "It's a head-scratcher" -- beating to the punch our normally prescient and prompt pundit, and friend, Peter Huston.]


Meg has returned from camp with the item pictured below, indeed two of them, as gifts for her mother and father. And they really work, its name notwithstanding. Who knows what it's for? Hint: not a cooking utensil.



Gifts for mom and dad: the "Orgasmatron."



Meg at the airport in VLC Sunday
evening after being away from home
without her parents for a record two
weeks. Both Meg and Leslie survived,
though Meg's ears returned with a
second piercing.